S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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