she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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