Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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