I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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