im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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