No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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