love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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