Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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