im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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