So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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