Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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