My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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