i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
As shirtless as possible
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
