what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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