Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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