You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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