Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
i now understand why vodka
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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