so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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