I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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