Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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