Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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