I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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