that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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