Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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