You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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