why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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