those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I think my moral compass just broke
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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