I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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