Christians are straight up FREAKS
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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