Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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