Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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