I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I deserve this hangover.
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