READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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