I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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