yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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