She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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