kristin has been a bad kristin
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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