You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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