my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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