had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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