Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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