oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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