we're blogging at a bar
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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