The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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