now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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