I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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Have fun and good luck.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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