Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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