Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I wish my penis had an off switch
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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