Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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