I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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