Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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