how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
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where are you?
Hypothermia
I will be naked everywhere
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
The power of my boobs compel you
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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