I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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