Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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