Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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