its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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