This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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