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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures

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• (716): View more from New York

  found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college

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• (917): View more from New York City

  and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

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• (818): View more from California

  With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress

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  This is what my life has come to

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.

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