People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out