4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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