Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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