How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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